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Eugen80 · Gość

Hi friends! How are you all doing?
I have found not long ago the humoros jest.
I want to share it. I expect you'll like it!

Welfare Client

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
"Hi..[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] You know[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
I just HATE drawing welfare[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] "Your timing is excellent[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] but he'll supply all of your clothes[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] Because of the long hours[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] meals will be provided[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] You will have to satisfy her sexual urges[link widoczny dla zalogowanych] You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage
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The starting salary is $200,000 a year"[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

Thank you people!